Random ramblings of a relatively sane male.

The bushranger who’s never ridden a horse and the cowboy with a hat too big for his head…coming to an off-licence children’s bookstore soon!

The bushranger who’s never ridden a horse and the cowboy with a hat too big for his head…coming to an off-licence children’s bookstore soon!

The band is back together!

The band is back together!

Birthday cake and Cognac. The only time I’ll ever Instagram food is when it’s with expensive alcohol.

Birthday cake and Cognac. The only time I’ll ever Instagram food is when it’s with expensive alcohol.

Phantom of the Zakera

Phantom of the Zakera

Oh. My. God. I can’t breathe…

Oh. My. God. I can’t breathe…

Finally, I have calmed this foul, beautiful beast.

Finally, I have calmed this foul, beautiful beast.

Saturday is my birthday and there is a mad show on at Glebe’s Record Crate. Come down and have a bevvy with me!

Saturday is my birthday and there is a mad show on at Glebe’s Record Crate. Come down and have a bevvy with me!

This lady scored a swag from Funtasia today.

This lady scored a swag from Funtasia today.

@robslife1 is a sexy cunt

@robslife1 is a sexy cunt

FIFA 14 tournament winner. Plus background runner up!

FIFA 14 tournament winner. Plus background runner up!